Name The New Miley Cyrus Memoir

If you have kids, or at all a culture watcher, you know the name Miley Cyrus, aka Hannah Montana, the daughter of Billy Ray Cyrus, and a 15-year old rock star/actor who is already well on track to be the next media billionaire.

Recently, it has been reported that she penned a seven-figure deal to write her yet-to-be-named memoir. (WaPo story here). This gotten me wondering - what would you name her memoir? Here is first idea I came up with:

All I Really Need To Know I Learned In Kindergarten ... Which Was Ten Years Ago, By The Way

Feel free to contribute your own suggestion in the comments section.

Comments

[Heidi Renee]

My life before it blew up and I became Britney Spears 2... sigh.

pictures of her bra & boyfriend on the web make me wonder what's soon to come. poor kid...

[John D. Palmer]

SaaaaYY What! (you have to watch the show to understand)

[Steve K.]

How 'bout ...

"Sweet Nibblets! The Miley Cyrus (Short) Story"

or

"One in a Million (Dollar Book Deal)"

And even if the naughty pictures story turns out to NOT be true (it's still inconclusive, right?), this would still work:

"Nobody's Perfect: The Story Behind The Story of Hannah Montana"

My daughter loves this show, BTW, which is why I've seen/heard it so much and know it so well ;-)

[Jarrod]

Achy Breaky Tart:
How My Has-Been Daddy Turned Out to Be the Smartest Guy in the Whole Damned Universe

[Vince Guerra]

I would have to say...

"Back in the 90's: Miley's Early Years"

or

"Fear the Mullet"

We cant neglect Billy Ray's best feature.

[Heidi Renee]

i love Jarrod's the best of all. my kids love her too - that's why I was so broken hearted by those pics - i would love the link to the story that says they're fake.

[lisa]

I didn't think the picture was that bad and I'm the first person to complain about the slutty teen queen biz. She was covered more than a bathing suit would have covered her and it was a beautiful portrait. I like what Jamie Lee Curtis had to say on Huffington Post here:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/jamie-lee-curtis/topless-on-tv-the-miley-c_b_98990.html